Oscars Quotes

They make a humongous profit, but the people that work on the shows don't get paid a lot because they're working on the Oscars show. It's the biggest show in the world.

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

People win 'Oscars', and then it seems like they fall off the planet. And that's partly because a huge expectation walks in the room and sits right down on top of your head.