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I know who I am, I know what I can and can't do. I know what I will and won't do. I know what I'm capable of and I don't agree to do things that I don't think I can pull off.

I feel more comfortable with my clothes off than on!

I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserve a little bit of respect in return. Instead, the papers try to drag me off my pedestal.

I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.

Once you get into a routine of eating healthy, it hurts twice as much when you fall off the wagon.

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

To me the work is so much more interesting, the parts that don't require you just to take your shirt off.

America is not better off than it was $1.8 trillion dollars ago.

I put off writing the first Left Behind book for a year because I got invited to assist Billy Graham in his memoirs, and had we known what we were putting off for a year, we might not have put it off.

If we don't act, drilling will be allowed only 3 miles off Florida's east coast beaches.

Everyone has an opinion, and the guy screaming for censorship may be the next guy to have his ideas cut off.

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

I want to keep audiences off balance, so they don't know who I am or how to take me. If I duck and weave, as Frank Bruno might say, I'll have a longer shelf life.

I'm always amazed when a pitcher becomes angry at a hitter for hitting a home run off him. When I strike out, I don't get angry at the pitcher, I get angry at myself. I would think that if a pitcher threw up a home run ball, he should be angry at himself.