Manure Quotes

Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure.

I tried for a while to be an agricultural worker and was hopelessly bored. To me it was meaningless. I would stand around in heaps of manure and sings about the beauty of the work I wasn't doing.

They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.

Everything that Bush touches turns to manure in public policy.

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly.

Humanity is the rich effluvium, it is the waste and the manure and the soil, and from it grows the tree of the arts.

Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind.

My days are spent wrangling children, chipping dried manure from boots, washing jeans, and frying calf nuts.

What do I really think? What do I believe in, without the horse manure?

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

He who follows his lessons tastes a profound peace, and looks upon everybody as a bunch of manure.

I tried for a while to be an agricultural worker and was hopelessly bored. I would stand around in heaps of manure and sing about the beauty of the work I wasn't doing.

The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and without the manure, which all return corn and fruit.

Well, I can do certain jobs because smells don't bother me. But that means I'm usually the one at the ranch cleaning up all the manure.