Lotion Quotes

I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me.

The camera can be the most deadly weapon since the assassin's bullet. Or it can be the lotion of the heart.

I protect my skin with sunscreen and am religious about keeping my face moisturized and properly protected all day, so I also use a face lotion with SPF 30.

Tears are nature's lotion for the eyes. The eyes see better for being washed by them.