Lick Quotes

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.

One of the things I'm most proud of about my country is the fact that we did lick McCarthyism back in the fifties.

Learning about all those different things psychologically - about grief and my own addictions and problems and stuff like that, and really getting an education on it, I think it was part of the process of it, learning about it and trying to lick it.

And, as soon as I could put together the, you know, three or four notes that made up, like, sort of a rock and roll lick, you know, like a Chuck Berry kind of thing, I was off and running. Just completely taken over.

They work in secrecy. I can't get any information. You can't find out anything until they get out to the floor. And it's hard to lick em at that stage. They're a closed corporation. When they stick together, you can't lick em on the floor.

We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them.

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.

You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

Sometimes I'll come up with a lick that I really love, and I'll try to put the right words to it for years. Suddenly something comes to me that works just right.

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.

In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe.

In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.

Life has been good to me. It's not like I missed an awful lot. I had a pretty good lick here. Every moment gets a little more important.

There ain't nothing from the outside that can lick any of us.

I guess more players lick themselves that are ever licked by an opposing team. The first thing any man has to know is how to handle himself.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.