Jelly Quotes

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.

My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

He had a broad face and a little round belly, that shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles, or a big jelly belly. I cannot have it.

Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it's jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner - but it always helps my brain bring a close to the meal.

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly.

I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.

I have been robbed of three million dollars all told. Everyone today is playing my stuff and I don't even get credit. Kansas City style, Chicago style, New Orleans style hell, they're all Jelly Roll style.