Goldfish Quotes

I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.

A loach can't emulate a goldfish. Because of my looks, the public support rating for us won't rise.

Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl, except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.

In my early career I was like a goldfish. Rejection didn't affect me; I'd just forget how bad it was and keep going back for more.

In the next shot the cameras zoomed to the fiancee who noticed the lights in the Czarina's room go out and the camera then turned to the pond where two goldfish were making love.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.

I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

I wouldn't mind turning into a vermilion goldfish.