Funeral Quotes

Each family of the United States military now attends to their loved ones funeral with a wrenching worry that it will be met possibly with a protest or a demonstration.

I wanted to be at my sister's funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic.

If we have another 2,000 people killed, I want Nancy Pelosi and George Soros, John Conyers and Pat Leahy to go to the funeral and say, 'Your son was vaporized because we didn't want to dump some guy's head under water for 30 seconds.'

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

An obituary should be an exercise in contemporary history, not a funeral oration.

I've lost both parents in the last two years, so you pick up on that stuff. That's the most terrible thing about being an author - standing there at your mother's funeral, but you don't switch the author off. So your own innermost thoughts are grist for the mill.

If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.