Fork Quotes

Nothing is less important than which fork you use. Etiquette is the science of living. It embraces everything. It is ethics. It is honor.

Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?

Every country we conquer feeds us. And these are just a few of the good things we'll have when this war is over. Slaves working for us everywhere while we sit back with a fork in our hands and a whip on our knees.

I kind of picked up the game at an early age. The way that other kids would learn what a fork or a spoon is.

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

One of the most important things that I have learned in my 57 years is that life is all about choices. On every journey you take, you face choices. At every fork in the road, you make a choice. And it is those decisions that shape our lives.

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

I travel 330 days a year and eat every two and a half hours - I'm a big guy. I always carry a fork, little bottles of spices, and Sriracha. I eat what I feel like eating.

There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.

And that because the moving parts are a million times smaller than the ones we're familiar with, they move a million times faster, just as a smaller tuning fork produces a higher pitch than a large one.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

One way to find food for thought is to use the fork in the road, the bifurcation that marks the place of emergence in which a new line of development begins to branch off.

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

A big part of being in a wedding is the financial obligation, and that's something that people don't really talk about, but if you're asked to be in a wedding, you're gonna have to fork over some cash.

The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the right fork to use, and then proceeds to use the wrong one. So does the child who listens to parents bicker and fuss, yet is told to be nice to his brothers and sisters.

I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there.

When I was little, my mother taught me how to use a fork and knife. The trouble is that Mother forget to teach me how to stop using them!

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

A more accurate statement would be that I was the first person since Jedi who was permitted to stick a fork into the piecrust to see if there was still any steam underneath.

It seems that for many the cure to acne is at the end of their fork, not in a prescription pad.

Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use.

As they say in Italy, Italians were eating with a knife and fork when the French were still eating each other. The Medici family had to bring their Tuscan cooks up there so they could make something edible.