Flush Quotes

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That's my utopia.

Indeed in the full flush of journalistic passion and conviction I once told an interviewer that of course I would never get married. And I most definitely would never have children.

I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim.

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

Youth is in a grand flush, like the hot days of ending summer; and pleasant dreams thrall your spirit, like the smoky atmosphere that bathes the landscape of an August day.