Fish Quotes

The one thing that a fish can never find is water; and the one thing that man can never find is God.

I may be smelly and I may be old, Rough in my pebbles, reedy in my pools, But where my fish float by I bless their swimming, And I like the people to bathe in me especially women.

Fish recognize a bad leader.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.