Fattest Quotes

Envy, like the worm, never runs but to the fairest fruit; like a cunning bloodhound, it singles out the fattest deer in the flock.

I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.

When you go to the grocery store, you find that the cheapest calories are the ones that are going to make you the fattest - the added sugars and fats in processed foods.

You can be famous for a lot of things. You can be a Nobel-prize winner. You can be the fattest guy in the world.