Fart Quotes

It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.