Dugout Quotes

I won't say that women belong in the kitchen, but they don't belong in the dugout.

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes.

They say baseball is a slow game. It sure doesn't seem that way when you're in the dugout. You think you have it figured out, but things come up quick.

A tall, thin old man waving a scorecard from the corner of his dugout. That's baseball.

All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it. I get back to the dugout and they ask me what it was I hit and I tell them I don't know except it looked good.

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

Anyway, how can you sack anyone who still hasn't got a contract. I'll be there for the game and I'll stand behind the dugout giving instructions to the players from there. They will respond to me more than the next manager.