Dirty Quotes

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan.

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.

Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'

I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.

Tricking your brain into thinking you are getting something sweet plays dirty tricks on your metabolism.

I hate the fact that people think 'compromise' is a dirty word.

I think my favorite place to eat dinner is the movie theater. Dirty dogs, a big thing of nachos and a Cherry Coke - and I'm good.

According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work.