Damn Quotes

I have never known anyone worth a damn who wasn't irascible.

Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds.

I'll have you understand I am running this court, and the law hasn't got a damn thing to do with it!

You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left!

You are just in the middle of a struggle with words which are really very stubborn things, with a blank page, with the damn thing that you use to write with, a pen or a typewriter, and you forget all about the reader when you are doing that.

I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm damn well gonna do it!

Money may not buy happiness, but it can damn well give it!

The problem of the world today is the people talk on and on about democracy, freedom, justice. But I don't give a damn about democracy if I am worried about survival.

I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

No one's gonna give a damn in July if you lost a game in March.

It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.

I have lost someone I loved as a brother, as a closest friend, and a remarkable human being. We have also lost one of the best damn actors we'll ever see.

I will interview bigwigs if I get the chance, but you are seldom surprised by people in power - you've got to get awfully damn close to get anything new.

Besides being a guitar player, I'm a big fan of the guitar. I love that damn instrument.

Carrying those double tanks around all the time got to be a little rough on me. I had to put that damn wetsuit on and take it off, sometimes three or four times a day.

Everything in life has a price on it - there ain't a damn thing free in America, and football has got a price on it.

Though by whim, envy, or resentment led, they damn those authors whom they never read.

I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions - adding that no general proposition is worth a damn.

My dear, I don't give a damn.

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

I surrendered my youth to the people I feared when I could have been out there loving someone. Don't make that mistake yourself. Life's too damn short.

Easy reading is damn hard writing.

I didn't know a damn thing about style.

Damn everything but the circus.

I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.

Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.

Damn you villains, who are you? And from whence came you?

I think if people value democracy, they had damn well better get out and exercise their right to vote while their vote still means something.

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.