Coroner Quotes

They come together like the Coroner's Inquest, to sit upon the murdered reputations of the week.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.

I, Alexander B. Campbell, make this statement of the cause of my death to relieve the coroner of the necessity of an inquest, and also let my friends know the motive that led me to take my own life.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.