Chap Quotes

News is what a chap who doesn't care much about anything wants to read. And it's only news until he's read it. After that it's dead.

The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down.

A bowler can make or break a chap.

People expect me to be dark and gloomy, then write that I'm a jolly chap, and after all, that is what I am. I think it's a case of an absolute romantic naivety that there should be a parallel between the work and the artist.

One of my contemporaries, a colorless chap who worked much harder at his law studies, is now Prime Minister.

In those days I would go for an interview and find myself competing with this other chap who would always be younger and taller, and much handsomer than I.

Do you know what a soldier is, young man? He's the chap who makes it possible for civilised folk to despise war.

It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when!"