Buy Quotes

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

I was starting to buy into my own sort of stereotype in a way.

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light - you'll go broke.

When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.

When we leave money in the hands of taxpayers, they buy things, they pay taxes, they grow government.

We have a new generation of very rich people who want to do more with their money than buy a lot of expensive toys. They want to live meaningful lives.

I just never did buy this idea that you have to live in Los Angeles to be an actor. I didn't see that as a requirement in my job description.

On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it's instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years.

Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard.

I've been in this business for a long time at my age, I've just turned 30, and I feel like my wife's career is going incredibly well, my kids are happy and healthy in schools, we've both been able to buy a house for our parents, respectively, in the places they live.

Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.

I never buy magazines, I never even buy books.

I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.

The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy a beer.

I try to do the right thing with money. Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons. Buy ten gold chains instead of 20. Four summer homes instead of eight.

I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.

See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren't you? Well, I've always had fast cars. It's not that. It's the fear that you're past your best. It's the fear that the stuff you've done in the past is your best work.

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars.

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

You know, it's amazing. I don't even have a car, would you believe it? I had a motorbike and it got stolen last year. So I've got to buy another one of those, I suppose. I can treat myself to that.

I'm pleased to have outsold great writers. But I'm not insane - I realize I am a writer people buy to take on vacation.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

I sold my most valuable possession, but I knew that because I worked at Hewlett Packard, I could buy the next model calculator the very next month for a lower price than I sold the older one for!

Don't forget the prices are so high in theater; it isn't really where a young person can go on a date and buy two tickets and take someone out anymore.

If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy.

If there were dreams to sell, what would you buy?

Our people get profit-sharing checks. I got a report the other day that says that 84 percent of our people participate in our stock purchase program, where they can buy stock at a 15 percent discount.

City people try to buy time as a rule, when they can, whereas country people are prepared to kill time, although both try to cherish in their mind's eye the notion of a better life ahead.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.