Best Quotes

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.

And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me.

What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating.

Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny material for us to play straight, if the children in our audience were the only audience.

My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

Yes'm, old friends is always best, 'less you can catch a new one that's fit to make an old one out of.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.

Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.

I have lost my seven best friends, which is to say God has had mercy on me seven times without realizing it. He lent a friendship, took it from me, sent me another.

Your experiences will be yours alone. But truth and best friendship will rarely if ever disappoint you.

I think Australian food is probably some of the best in the world.

Italy will always have the best food.

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.

I don't enjoy good food. I don't enjoy flashy cars. I don't care if I live in a dump. I don't enjoy good clothes. This is the best I've dressed in months.

I guess I feel that I was following my instincts, and at the same time being guided by the best. I became totally intrigued with Louisiana - the people, the food. It is a part of my life. Everything that has happened for me since moving here has just been icing on the cake.

Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.

I used food as a coping mechanism for many, many years, and it was my best friend for a long time.

Bologna is the best city in Italy for food and has the least number of tourists. With its medieval beauty, it has it all.

Shop often, shop hard, and spend for the best stuff available - logic dictates that you can make delicious food only with delicious ingredients.

The best thing you can do for someone is make them a beautiful plate of food. How else can you invade someone's body without actually touching them?

I think you can tell the food is close to my heart, too, because I'm doing what I do best.

There's nothing like a home-cooked meal - nothing! When people ask me what the best restaurant in L.A. is, I say, 'Uh, my house.' It's more intimate. Food can connect people in a forever sort of way.

There have been nine Super Bowls in New Orleans, and not all of them have brought the best of luck to NFL Films. We got robbed twice there, got food poisoning, and my hotel room was broken into on the day the Bears played the Patriots in January 1986.

The very fact that we are having a national conversation about what we should eat, that we are struggling with the question about what the best diet is, is symptomatic of how far we have strayed from the natural conditions that gave rise to our species, from the simple act of eating real, whole, fresh food.

We are also in the process of defining how best to work together with food and other companies to address diet and physical activity factors in order to prevent chronic diseases.

But once in a while you might see me at In and Out Burger; they make the best fast food hamburgers around.

We had the best food any battlefield ever had.