Barn Quotes

A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one.

You need to have a home to go back to, whether it's a hotel room or a barn. It's only home when he's there.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.

If someone as blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?

Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

A farmer travelling with his load Picked up a horseshoe on the road, And nailed if fast to his barn door, That luck might down upon him pour; That every blessing known in life Might crown his homestead and his wife, And never any kind of harm Descend upon his growing farm.

Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.

When I was so fatigued that I couldn't move, the excitement of going to the barn and getting my foot in the stirrup would make me crawl out of bed.

A little and a little, collected together, becomes a great deal; the heap in the barn consists of single grains, and drop and drop make the inundation.

The moon is brighter since the barn burned.

If someone is blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?

Another night, I dreamed I saw my father sweeping out the barn floor clean, and would not suffer the wheat to be brought in the barn. He appeared to me to be in anger.

The ranch was raw land when I bought it and, for better or worse, I have designed every aspect of it from the corrals, the arena, to the barn, to the house.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

Having been let out of the barn once, I know I wouldn't be happy if I were home all the time.

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.

I see this fella built like a barn door... and there's all these fox hunters, who didn't like me, screaming and shouting and as I walked past him I looked at him and he hit me with something.

I really wanted to find a piano for the farm house. There were so many free pianos on Craigslist, I thought, 'Let's get as many free pianos as we can and stick them all in the barn.' I got eight in a short period of time, only six of which were tunable, but it's still quite funny.

Well, honey, I had the million dollar houses, I had the car, I had the horse, I had the barn; I had everything. Was I set free? I didn't even know what that meant.

Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

This mug of mine is as plain as a barn door. Why should people pay 35 cents to look at it?

My father kept me busy from dawn to dusk when I was a kid. When I wasn't pitching hay, hauling corn or running a tractor, I was heaving a baseball into his mitt behind the barn... If all the parents in the country followed his rule, juvenile delinquency would be cut in half in a year's time.

If Christ can die in a barn, I think the death of a human in a van is not so bad.

I've been taking batting practice in my barn where nobody can see me, so I may be better than anyone thinks.