Asses Quotes

I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.

More Americans own their home than ever before. Nearly 70 percent of American's are homeowners. So it is a good time for us to asses the positive impacts of homeownership on families, communities and on the nation's economy.

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?

If Britney would paint her ass green, I'm sure you could spot green asses all over LA as soon as the word was out.

That's what it's about, how society changes people but people can also change society. It only takes a few people to do things and help themselves instead of sitting around on their asses. She has a very global outlook on life and all sorts of things.

Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ.

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than of twenty asses laden with drugs.