Quotes By Walter Matthau
I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you'd give him money, and he'd give you something that you wanted to buy.
Walter Matthau
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau
We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the Porcupines?
Walter Matthau