Quotes By Walter Matthau

We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the Porcupines?

Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality... 'The Odd Couple' was mine. That was the plutonium I needed. It all started happening after that.

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.

I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you'd give him money, and he'd give you something that you wanted to buy.

It's very easy to live here. You're anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.