When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?' Robin Williams
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks. Robin Williams
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
You're only given one little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin Williams
You're only given one little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Robin Williams
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Robin Williams
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family? Robin Williams
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong. Robin Williams
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
I love kids, but they are a tough audience. Robin Williams
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. Robin Williams
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke. Robin Williams
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" Robin Williams
Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"