Quotes By Robin Williams

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

In America they really do mythologise people when they die.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

You're only given one little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.