Quotes By Robin Williams

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.