Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Red Buttons
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary. Red Buttons
When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello. Red Buttons
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan! Red Buttons
If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!
There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing. Red Buttons
There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.
I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar. Red Buttons
I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping. Red Buttons
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
