Quotes By Rachel Perry

Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love, which can be tough because that's not the way men work.

Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty.

If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun.

When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time.

David Bowie was awesome the easiest, coolest interview I have ever done.

I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating.

Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.

I asked each one of them to make out with me and their reactions varied from excitable to horrified.

I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.