Quotes By Peter Sellers

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.