Quotes By Pauly Shore

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

I'm not used to getting good reviews.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.

Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood.

Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.