I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes. Margaret Smith
I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. Margaret Smith
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No." Margaret Smith
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in. Margaret Smith
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.
Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty. Margaret Smith
Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? Margaret Smith
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
