Quotes By Margaret Cho

I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president.

Comedy was all I ever wanted.

You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry and bitter.

We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

I am star-struck but also I've known a lot of people for a long time. Like I'm super star-struck by Grant Lee Phillips and Jon Brion but I've known them for 17 years. So it's kinda like weird to be star-struck still, but I still am!

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution.

It is tragic that people who are incarcerated are unable to vote. They are probably the most important voices to listen to because they can tell us what we need to change.

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.

I am a big 'Ellen' fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do the local news talk shows with her in San Francisco, when we were both still kids.

Babies got it going on!

My life is anything but typical.

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.

Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.

To start telling people that you're beautiful, or just feel beautiful, just start acting like you are the most beautiful woman in the world. And it really improves everything! Because your sort of psyche responds to it - like this is truthful!

When you feel powerful, you are willing to stand up for your rights, you are willing to stand up for what you believe in, you're more willing to stand up and be counted.

I love singing and that's kind of my new thing.

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.

If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach.

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!

Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests?

I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.

I'm taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. It's very collaborative, arty, fun and cool.

Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.' People don't give them enough credit for how entertaining they are.

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.

My former bullies pay extra to come backstage and meet me after shows, and I pretend not to know them in front of their friends. It is the most divine pleasure to exact the revenge of the brutalized child that resides within.

I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and my whole house has a harem feel.