Quotes By Mae West

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

He who hesitates is a damned fool.