Quotes By Mae West

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

I speak two languages, Body and English.