Quotes By Mae West

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

The score never interested me, only the game.

A hard man is good to find.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.