I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. Mae West
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it. Mae West
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them. Mae West
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. Mae West
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one. Mae West
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. Mae West
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. Mae West
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. Mae West
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired. Mae West
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. Mae West
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from. Mae West
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. Mae West
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. Mae West
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. Mae West
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art. Mae West
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
I speak two languages, Body and English. Mae West
I speak two languages, Body and English.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing. Mae West
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises. Mae West
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
He who hesitates is a damned fool. Mae West
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success. Mae West
Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. Mae West
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
The score never interested me, only the game. Mae West
The score never interested me, only the game.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. Mae West
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
A hard man is good to find. Mae West
A hard man is good to find.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. Mae West
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing. Mae West
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms. Mae West
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action. Mae West
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
When women go wrong, men go right after them. Mae West
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked. Mae West
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.