Quotes By Mae West

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

The score never interested me, only the game.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

A hard man is good to find.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.