Quotes By Kirstie Alley

I couldn't care less about sex unless I meet someone who I think is wonderful.

I have a hotline to the tabloids. When I get up in the morning, I call the Star, and the last thing at night, I call them. I want them to have the inside track.

God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent it is.

There's always somebody older, richer, more desperate than you.

When I play ball, I play hardball.

I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.

Until I separated from Parker, I had never been without them-and it's the hardest thing to share them. But we're trying to give the children the semblance of having whole lives.

I have photographs taken of me at the time I was addicted, and thought I looked good. I see them today and realize my eyes were dead.

No matter what parents do, kids retain their uniqueness.

Indians have a big problem with alcohol and drugs. I grew up with an admiration for their culture and was sensitive to their problems.

I don't think children are any more resilent than anyone else. They're just people with little bodies.

I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed.

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

I believe that behind both the person who weighs 400 pounds and the one who weighs 85 there is a lot of baggage, and it has nothing to do with their bodies.

I probably spend more time with my kids than the average stay-at-home mother.

For some reason I am one of those people who act like they were born and raised during the Depression.

Usually, about 85 percent of what the tabloids report is a lie. Over the last year, I can truly say it has been 99 percent.

I was so naive I didn't even know about agents. I telephoned the William Morris agency and asked to speak to Mr. Morris. I expected Bill Morris to be waiting for my call.

Look for someone who has a complete life without you in it. If you have a person you don't need for anything, that's ideal. You're just together because you really want to be.

You're not going to live your life unscathed.

It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends.

I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.

Through history, people look for something spiritual. The greatest scientists in the world were men of religion and faith, too.

I never did go back to acting class. I was too busy working.

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.

I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart!

I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it.

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.

When you're the spokeswoman for a weight-loss program, everything is witnessed. I weigh in once a week with a witness. I have to sign an affidavit saying I cannot have any surgeries.

I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body is there somewhere.