Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. Kin Hubbard
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. Kin Hubbard
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. Kin Hubbard
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. Kin Hubbard
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. Kin Hubbard
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. Kin Hubbard
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.