Quotes By John Wilson

I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.

You don't have to know people personally for them to be role models. Some of my most important role models were historical or literary figures that I only read about - never actually met.

Prices have stayed up because people in control of supply decided they could keep them up.

Too many security officers live day to day. They just want to be treated with dignity.