Quotes By John Cleese
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
John Cleese
I just think that sometimes we hang onto people or relationships long after they've ceased to be of any use to either of you. I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.
John Cleese
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.
John Cleese
I can never do better than Fawlty Towers whatever I do. Now I very much want to teach young talent some rules of the game.
John Cleese
For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.
John Cleese
A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.
John Cleese
I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.
John Cleese
The thrill I got discovering Buster Keaton when I was growing up was so exciting. He was one of the greats.
John Cleese
In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.
John Cleese