Quotes By Jimmy Durante

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.

I hate music, especially when it's played.

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.