I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas. Jimmy Cannon
I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected. Jimmy Cannon
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set. Jimmy Cannon
A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime. Jimmy Cannon
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
