People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty. Herbert Beerbohm Tree
People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you. Herbert Beerbohm Tree
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind. Herbert Beerbohm Tree
Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.
He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. Herbert Beerbohm Tree
He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.
A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent. Herbert Beerbohm Tree
A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
Every man is a potential genius until he does something. Herbert Beerbohm Tree
Every man is a potential genius until he does something.
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young. Herbert Beerbohm Tree
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.