A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. Henry Morgan
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. Henry Morgan
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.
People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored. Henry Morgan
People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored.
