Quotes By Graham Chapman

I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.

I hope I will have achieved something lasting.

You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.

We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.

It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.

All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.

World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.

Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.

Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.