Quotes By Glenn Beck

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.

The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be "What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?"

No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.

I was in Washington, D.C., on the morning show, by the time I was 18, programming a station by 19, No. 1 in the mornings. I think I was making, I don't know, a quarter of a million dollars by the time I was 25.

You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.

When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don't want to step on any mines.

My father told me abuse is generational.

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

I don't fancy myself a political commentator. I hate politics. I hate it.

To restore America we need less Marx and more Madison.

We all know what the problems are: it's tax and spend. One party will tax and spend, the other party won't tax but will spend. It's both of them together.

I wasn't just pro-choice, I was pro-everything, until I started taking everything off the table and began looking at things and asking if this view was consistent with that view.

'Hello my name is the Republican Party and I got a problem. I'm addicted to spending and big government.' I'd like one of them just to stand up and say that.

I'm the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.

I am going to take something I learned over in Israel. Their Independence Day is preceded the 24 hours before with Memorial Day, so it gives them a chance to serve and reflect and then celebrate. I am going to try to start that tradition here in America.

It's not just spending, it's not just taxes, it's not just corruption, it is progressivism, and it is in both parties. It is in the Republicans and the Democrats.

I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.

I am like Howard Beale. When he came out of the rain and he was like, none of this makes any sense. I am that guy.

What does it mean to be a conservative? I don't even know anymore. I know what it means to me. It means to me, personal responsibility. That if I've done something wrong, its up to me to pay the price. It's up to me to make it right.

What I'm trying to do is get this message out about self-empowerment, entrepreneurial spirit and true Americanism - the way we were when we changed the world, when Edison was alone, failing his 2,000th time on the lightbulb.

Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up.

We just put General Motors in the hands of people who can't even run our own government.

Quite honestly, I was running from myself. But I knew how to work Top 40 radio.

When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The small businessman - like my father, or like me?

When you're true to yourself - not the audience that reads about me in the newspaper or sees a clip someplace, but the audience that actually comes and watches, just like Oprah - they get to know you and they sense something genuine.

When did it something of shame or ridicule to be a self-made man in America?

I can multitask like crazy. I'm riddled with ADD - a blessing and a curse.

I beg you, look for the words 'social justice' or 'economic justice' on your church Web site. If you find it, run as fast as you can. Social justice and economic justice, they are code words.

The message that I gave on the - on the steps today was that you need to stand for those things that are right and empower the individual. Believe in the power of one person. Don't believe that you can't do it. Everybody wants - everybody wants a shot. That we can all agree on. Beyond that, it becomes politics. I'm not talking politics.