The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine. George S. Kaufman
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one. George S. Kaufman
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
When I was born I owed twelve dollars. George S. Kaufman
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
Satire is what closes on Saturday night. George S. Kaufman
Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. George S. Kaufman
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch. George S. Kaufman
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
I understand your new play is full of single entendres. George S. Kaufman
I understand your new play is full of single entendres.
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. George S. Kaufman
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
