Quotes By George Burns

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.