Quotes By George Burns

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.