Quotes By Douglas Horton

Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

If food were free, why work?

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

To awake from death is to die in peace.

Death is the final wake-up call.

Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.

To hit bottom is to fall from grace.

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.

Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.

Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.

He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.

Boring people are a reflection of boring people.

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

Smile, it's free therapy.

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.

To buy happiness is to sell soul.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.