Quotes By Don Adams

I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.

It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.