Quotes By Charles Farrar Browne

Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.

I am not a politician, and my other habits air good.

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.

I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.

Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.