Quotes By Charles Farrar Browne

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.

I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.

Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.

I am not a politician, and my other habits air good.