Quotes By Carol Burnett

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.

I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.