Quotes By Bobby Heenan

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

A friend in need is a pest.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.